Coldfiter's feet are big and cold,
but don't ever tell him he's old!

Cause he's the only Coldfiter known to man
and he loves pairanya as much as he can!

Coldfiter's family has 14 feet,
pairanya, Sandy Pux, Krotodile, Forfiter and his own two feet!

Coldfiter dives and explores,
thank fuck he never snores! (I lie, indeed)

Coldfiter does the chemistry magic,
losing him would be totally tragic!

This is the silliest thing I have ever written,
I love you so so much my Coldfiter!!